Thursday, June 28, 2012
Matryoshka!!!!!!
------> heres the link... so check it out!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JGaQ3g8WU4
~ Le Lorax
Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Hey I'm back!
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Allow me to spin a tale for you.
Mistake 1- I was really hyperactive and couldn't sleep.
I was just reading and playing on my iPod touch for like half an hour. i typed a post entitled favoritism and wrote a bunch of notes for possible future postagings. I listened to so much music and watched so many youtube videos. this, however, soon got boring, so i decided to look around my room for stuff to do. i found a bunch of stuff but a lot of it was too loud or just plain stupid. I then found something absolutely PERFECT! this led immediately to:
Mistake 2- I found a ball of yarn.
This may not seem to be such a big deal to other people, but i spontaneously began to bat around the yarn like a large cat. This was my third mistake. But when I was batting around the yarn, I suddenly knew everything. At last, i knew why cats loved yarn so much! I figured out string theory (no pun intended), a perfect proof of Fern's Theorem, that the egg came first, how the calliope worked! After that i passed out and woke up in the middle of the night completely entangled in yarn and forgot everything i thought i learned.
I saw that my playing cards had fallen onto the floor, which had probably happened during my yarn spree. This, for some reason, made me irrationally scared so i started humming Homestuck songs nonstop and hid under a chair with my favorite weapons for protection. ( In case anyone cares, these are my yoyos, my duct tape whip, and my metal throwing cards). After this I just told my dad that I had a nightmare and was somehow coerced into making lemon chicken for the family today.
I fell asleep and had a lucid dream. I tried to dream on Derse but my brain wouldn't let me so i partied on Prospit with my friends; we all had a grand old time until some of us started getting stabbed, so me and a select few had to go on a quest to find the magic block of cheese with which to slay the magical hamburger knight who was killing all of our friends. We then went on a giant adventure theme park ride with faceless weasels to which i had to offer bags of blood to keep them from telling on me to an evil alien worm priestess that i had drawn while at a wedding in England, which my brain attempted to reenact, leading to scientists facepalming all around...
...yeah.
My subconscious is a frightening place.
Anyway, today i am awake and ready to cook lemon chicken!
Monday, June 25, 2012
Favoritism.
Friday, June 22, 2012
Ponderance and Flight
PK BLOG
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
Temporary Retirement
Jake is here with a sad item of talkin, for the next month I will be taking a break from the blog and will start posting again once my break is over. So the Lorax and Hugo stay strong. Until next time, Jake signing off...
Tuesday, June 19, 2012
The Lorax- 19/20 or 21/20????????
Hugo's Edit: we are finished with the 2020 post thing.
Monday, June 18, 2012
Umbrella
night of the final day
Sunday, June 17, 2012
The Lorax: 18/20 - Complaints and Commericals
Hugo's Edit: Lorax, i could not have set up the google plus page yesterday because i am not allowed on it. i am sorry for that circumstance that is COMPLETELY my fault. on a side note, could you collaborate with the thing for today? Also, I DID NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT. I stayed awake an extra 3 or 4 hours. so. i tried.
Saturday, June 16, 2012
17-20 out of twenty
16 out of 20
15 out of 20
14 out of 20
13 out of 20
11 of 20
Eleven, ever wonder why it was spelled that way. I just did but there is nothin I can do about the answer it just is.
10 of 20
Were halfway there so look up the song "mind your manners" by chiddy bang, its pretty good....
Geneticks (5 out of 20)
8 of 20
Hugo!!!!!!!!! U better start posting or this will be a long night. Cmon you can do it!! Yes you can, yes you can! Either way still chilling with my friend Austin.
7 of 20
Hugo finish #5 already.
I am hanging with my friend Austin doing stuff while I post this so yeah!!!!!!
(6 of 20) HUGO!
Hugo's edit: Jake. i am not going to sleep tonight.
Sad (<4 of 20> Hugos working on 3)
Tv shows nowadays can be very sad. Really sometimes its stupid the plots of these shows.
Well til
next time!
The Parent Crap (3 of 20)
2 of 20
Hugo is being crazy and not doing any posting of the 20. So I am posting again. And my dog is like freaking out it is really odd. And my braces really hurt.
Post 1 of 20 for 2000 views
Its gonna be so great!!!!
Hugo will post 12.5 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I JAKE WILL POST 7.5 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS GREAT SO HAVE FUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks to all those who have stuck with the blog.
Friday, June 15, 2012
2000 View EXTRAVAGANZA: Day 1
Definitely awesome
Extremely viewed
Possibly in a web comic (FROM HUGO)
Terrible is not this
Horrible also isn't this blog
Soo.... keep reading
HUGO
Undefined
Great and fantastic
Omnivores eat meat
Magical magicants
Authored by jake, the lorax, sometimes nathan, and always HUGO!
Go and read it all!
Its the best blarg ever! JK- But its still pretty good
Crazy to think we are at 2000 views!
And this is not the poem that never ends.
No, it doesn't go on and on my friends
The END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey! Listen!
Thursday, June 14, 2012
2000 VIEWS EXTRAVAGANZA!!!!!!!!!!
Day 1: ACROSTIC POEM!!!!
Day 2: 2000/100 posts(20) in one day!!!!
Day 3: HUGO'S BLOG UNVEILS THEIR OWN GOOGLE PLUS PAGE!!!!!!!!
Day 4: ITS A SECRET, GOSH!!!!!!!!!! (NO I WILL NOT TELL YOU.)
P.S. This is for the mark of 2000 views reached on 6/14/2012 (day 0), the items of the extravaganza will start with day 1 on 6/15/2012...... yada yaada yada yiddish.
Hugo's edit: Jake I did not approve this. No one was going to ask about the secret, and gratuitous caps lock much?
Tuesday, June 12, 2012
Sunday, June 10, 2012
Sleeping? Nah
My dad think im sleeping but in the real world I'm not LOL. Because who cares if I stay up during summer.
Saturday, June 9, 2012
Sprouts and Stuff.
We were at Sprouts when this happened.
After a very awkward conversation which began "did you hear about... Sports... Team...?", my ever idiotic younger brother went up to a complete stranger and attempted to solicit his help in getting me away. My brother then sat at the stranger's table.
I was of course forced to yank him out of the seat, after which the stranger engaged him/us in a lecture/conversation on table etiquette. This mainly involved how horribly impolite it was to sit at another person's table, and how, naturally, even though my brother had no grasp on this, I knew it impeccably.
After this, the stranger thought his lesson given, and then sauntered off.
Thursday, June 7, 2012
Eclipse!!
On my original note, on May 20th i got to see the eclipse through some insanely high tech telescopes while i was in New Mexico. It was SOOO COOLZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
-The Lorax
P.S. And yes, trees do like sun dumb base.
OKAY FINE!!! >:( The Year In REFLECTION: The Lorax- Parts 2 and 3
Now Arizona! Besides the pain of moving back and getting re-used to the guys in my class again, its nice to be back. The weather is beautiful, culture is everywhere, and nice people do exist. For example, my science teacher is nice, my english teacher is a --LANGUAGE PENGUIN!!!, and my Spanish teacher is worthless. I will greatly miss my eight grade friends as they go on to high school, but being rid of a few ghetto Mexicans won't do anyone any harm. So yeah, the what, five weeks i was in school here was nice. Bleh, i should really quit moving.
I speak for the trees
- The Lorax
Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Story time with Hugo
This creature's name was Hugo. The creature was bored.
after endless movies and pocket frogs, he felt the call to Blog. he typed the title of the post in a suitably inane fashion, and wrote down the beginning sentence. he was enjoying this post very much indeed. You know, this creature might be the same Hugo as this blog's writer...
anyway, hugo was having a Leisurely time of post writing, when something occurred to his brain. he began Thinking of the meaning of life, the reason people live. he found a spectacular conclusion from this train of thought... we live so That we may feel pain, and we feel pain so that we may recognize joy. This brought him great glee.
Monday, June 4, 2012
The shell of DOOM looks like Brock.
My uncle Bones got married! At the wedding I could not see who was conducting the ceremony so I got out my notebook and drew her as an angry alien laser worm priest... Yeah... Don't ask... Anyway after that me and cousin Christopher went exploring in the woods.
After that there was a dinner. I got really angry that we didn't get no fancy adult fooooood. After the dinner, the kids went into a special room. Me, Julia, Tabitha, Oscar, Freddy, and our new cousin from Austria, Sandro. We played all the tag. All of it. Then we blew bubbles. This is how I learned that whenever Sandro sees bubbles he goes into a berserker frenzy mode and he must kill all bubbles.
We stayed in a hotel that night, and the next day we just relaxed. After that we slept And we had to leave the following day. I am writing this on the airplane an shall try to post as soon as humanly possible.
Ok I'm at home gonna post now
Friday, June 1, 2012
Android and First Class
Nothing
P.S.: That is a complete lie, I have things to talk about, but when I was originally writing this post I was very bored.