OBJECTION!!!

Using OBJECTION!!! in every situation can make the world a better place such as...

Citizen: Yo quiero Taco Bell
Me: OBJECTION!!!
 or
Citizen: This vending machine is out of order.
Me: OBJECTION!!! YOU are out of order!
or
Samuel: Hugo, you are like a llama, but you're shorter and more obnoxious. So, you are a sheep.
Me: OBJECTION!!! Are you lying in front of this court?