OBJECTION

Hugo said he would never go back to my blog but OBJECTION! I am back and Hugo can't deny it!

Haters gonna hate

Jakers gonna Jake. Jake Dean has been removed as an author on this blog because he was a jerkish mean facewich. he called me a tard because he ruined wallball for everyone with his lies and slander so i stabbed him not hard with a plastic spork that bent as it made contact with the skin. so do not go to his blog. he made me cry inside.

i do not even know if i have real friends. everyone has been mean to me lately. :( i am sad
~<:( i am sad in a party hat.

OBJECTION!!!

Using OBJECTION!!! in every situation can make the world a better place such as...

Citizen: Yo quiero Taco Bell
Me: OBJECTION!!!
 or
Citizen: This vending machine is out of order.
Me: OBJECTION!!! YOU are out of order!
or
Samuel: Hugo, you are like a llama, but you're shorter and more obnoxious. So, you are a sheep.
Me: OBJECTION!!! Are you lying in front of this court?