Haters gonna hate

Jakers gonna Jake. Jake Dean has been removed as an author on this blog because he was a jerkish mean facewich. he called me a tard because he ruined wallball for everyone with his lies and slander so i stabbed him not hard with a plastic spork that bent as it made contact with the skin. so do not go to his blog. he made me cry inside.

i do not even know if i have real friends. everyone has been mean to me lately. :( i am sad
~<:( i am sad in a party hat.

My Life is a vicious pit of bubbling irony.

I have a fear of negative emotions. think about that for a second. Also Jake is being a jerball and a mean facewich so I am angry at him but I am afraid of anger so I'm scared so i hate myself but I am afraid of hatred so I hate myself  even more. DO NOT VIEW JAKE'S BLOG.

Peoples, Hai

Hay Pplz. I have decided to launch a revolution against Mars. I hope i can count on your support. Please comment saying how you could help in the event of a revolution against mars.

PEOPLE! please remember that, like a cantaloupe, my blog is not meant to be trolled upon. I WILL START DELETING POSTS! Please, think of dah childrenz.

My classmates

Everyone at my school is a liar, a jerball, and acts ZERBISH, with only a few exceptions. Just today, my dad found an erasable pen at his workplace and gave it to me, and then, some ZERBAZOID (Gray) took it because, in an act of horrible zerbidity, lost theirs that was the same brand, and they won't give it back. ZERB I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS SO YOU WOULD KNOW HOW I FEEL THAT YOU STOLE MY PEN HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE STOLE A PEN THAT YOUR DAD GAVE YOU, AND THEN CLAIMED THAT IT WAS THEIRS AND WOULD NOT GIVE IT BACK BECAUSE SOME OTHER ZERB(In this case Gabe) SAYS THAT IT WAS THEIRS BECAUSE IT WAS THE SAME BLEEPING BRAND,YOU BLEEPING ZERB!

EDIT: i am sorry for this. i really am. i was angry on this day and posted stuff i did not mean. my blog is more than an outlet for my rants. I will not delete this. i will keep it as a record of what should never have been done.

SCHOOL

HIZ!!!!!!!! wow, it's been a few days. school just started, so i'm gonna be posting less often now. school's going good, but spanish class is now horrible. so i leave you with a gift of a gif of a dancing elephant.