Monday, March 26, 2012

Self googling in the most insane way

Ok so guys. i wanted to find myself so i looked up my name. apparently i am an award and an awesome movie. also according to urban dictionary:
3. Hugo 134 up, 78 down

from the ancient greek hugonos which means son of Zeus, Hugo refers to divine origin. Hugo was the inspiration for the mythical tales of Hercules and Perseus. After the fall of Athens and the rise of Rome, Hugo was used as a mark of valour and bravery. First used by Augustus Ceasar, Hugo came to be applied only to the Emperors. With the fall of Constantinople, Hugo became a common word in the Middle-East and Asia. Today, the word Hugo has kept it's meaning of divine origin but it applies solely to one man, born in Quebec city on the 26th of July 1984.
Awesome.
also
6. Hugo 26 up, 15 down

A person with a huge group of friends, a party around him at almost every hour, dance moves that could kill (WATCH OUT!), and a body of steel. If this person calls you shorty, you're in, if this person tells you to crill, you may as well leave before things get ugly.
which is awesome but mostly untrue as i am unsure of my number of friends and i cannot dance also i am pretty short myself. also:
8. hugo 187 up, 181 down

You don't know what it is, you don't know where it came from, but you definetly don't want any on you.
You've got a bit of hugo on your shirt, Jim.
What.
and a quote from one of them: Hugo, i know it can be recycled, but please, you don't have to eat it!
This is strangely accurate as i am excessively omnivorous. 
So i then googled Hugo Looks like and this came up:
Hugo Chavez actually looks like the Jackie Chan Meme 
 that... i have no idea lets move on
Hugo looks like Tommy Wiseau
... i do not know who that is
This Is What A Feminist Looks Like: Hugo
i am no feminist
  Hugo looks very much like Elijah Wood
STOP SAYING PEOPLE WHO I DO NOT KNOW
Hugo looks like it's about the same strength
Is the internet drunk or something
So, class, what have we learned today? 
  • i am awesome and of divine origin
  • nobody knows what i am
  • i eat recyclable objects
  • Hugo Chavez looks like Jackie Chan
  • i look like Tommy Wiseau (whoever that is)
  • i look like i am about the same strength as a feminist Elijah Wood. 
so see ya next time i decide to do something random and stupid like self google!
--Hugo--

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