Wednesday, May 30, 2012


Hugo is the main Blogger, i mean dis dude is crazy. But he is for sure unique, he has his own style. And I hear is brother is crazy, LOL that crazy jugo de naranja. :)

Cars are not beach balls.

This is what happens when my annoying baby brother and my toddler cousin Matilda are pit against each other:
Oscar: I'm back because I cannot survive in the wilderness.
Tilly: You're a doughnut cause you're meeeean!
Oscar: well you're a macadamia nut.
Tilly: no I'm not!!!
Oscar: well fine. You can't look at my diabolo.

And this has been: idiots versus toddlers.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Water Fiestas

So many pool parties this weekend, officially some are now Water Fiestas or Waters Parties or Fiesta con Divertido Agua. It goes in order:

Water Party
Water Fiesta
Pool Party
Pool Fiesta
Fiesta con Divertido Agua

Have a day! Unless ur name is Hugo, then have a non jsjjsjd like day!!!!

Running Copperotter

Today I went on a car trip to the Garcias' house. I do not know what to say about this family for fear of offending people. On the car ride so many emotional stuffs happened. Oscar was strange and started randomly talking about shower stores and becoming a Muslim. We visited stonehenge which I will write a separate post about later. So now I am here in the Land of Dandelions and Snails. Huzzah!

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Brown Dogs

Are amazing and cool unless in contact with some felines and rodents. That is a disaster recipe.

Hugo's EDIT: blargh,

Forest of Hippo part 2

We went to the Apollo Theatre to see wicked, but my dad muffed it up. Apparently there are not two but THREE Apollo Theatres in London, and we went to the wrong one. With some help from a friendly taxi cab driver and a bit of awkward conversation, we did make it. It was wicked cool! So many other stuffs happened. It rocked.

Jumanji Overruled

I went to stonehenge. I will use the rest of this post to talk about Navi. Navi is a sometimes useful game feature delivered in a very annoying way. Here, have a chart:
At a speech: what Marc Antony would say:
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
What Navi would say:
Hey, listen!

What a sports announcer at an Olympic table tennis match would say:
Can you hear the crowds roaring?!
What Navi would say:
Hey, lis-
And that is how far she would get before someone tore her wings off and used her as a table tennis ball.
Then people would put her in a soundproof bag. Then a dog would tear it open and eat Navi. Then the dog would gain her powers to ANNOY FOREVER! Then I would let the dog join my friend brigade of happiness. We would together RULE THE WORLD. All the haters would be destroyed by our might!!!!!!11!!1oneoneone111!!!!1
Ok I'm good now.
* looks back at post *
Sweet jegus. What the heck.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

I am bored (and annoyed)

Waiting for a stupid graduation to start. Behind me is this girl who ran into me and keeps calling herself a little fairy flower. So I guess her parents are a flower and a fairy, not normal for a perfectly normal human being. She is #Annoying.

Edit: Correct term is bannoyed

Jake: Hot Stove Talk: Part 3

Summer is awful because you don't get to see all your friends.
Summer Rating: I wanna go back to school!

The forest of hippo part 1

I am writing this post from inside a pillow fort. I have included a pic of it. Today Ima see wicked today and ima probably get a watch with amazing features. It shall rock so hard.

EDIT: sorry, guys this was meant to be published yesterday but my internet freaked out...
EDIT AGAIN: HAY JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS tell me how to make a better pillow fort.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Year In Reflection: The Lorax - Part 1

Edit: Once again you can't use retrospect, title changed Hey Y'all!!! I'm back! :D For the first 5 months of school i was living in New Orleans, Lousiana. There i went to a school called Riverdale Middle School where i met many friends, which i still keep in touch with. There I was really able to let loose and be my crazy, weird self. The classes were very easy and there was the one teacher whose guts i hated. But thats every school. LOL. Being there was allot of crazy, fun nonsense. Not to mention there was tons of voodoo evolved. lawl. He he!!!! Oh, and the FOOD!!!!!! just ........ just.......... yes. Yes. YES! Once you eat the food there, nothing will ever taste the same again! So, part 1 of the year? I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay tuned for Part 2 -New Mexico!!!!!
      ~ The Lorax

Laser tag at Bongo's

Hey, pigeons.
Today in London I went to Madame Tussaud's. It was just how you would expect a place full of wax singers and Obama to be. A Nightmare. I got a picture with wax Obama. I was just standing there wit my man Obama and a stray lawyer came in and I was all OBJECTION!!!! And they got a picture of that. And then later there I was with my bro spiderman, right? So there I was hanging off the ceiling, objecting, and then i looked over and there was this little girl, standing there on the ceiling, EATING A BURRITO. And then there was this mauvie, and there was this cool adventure and the audience did nothing and at the end the heroes applauded us, but we had not done anything atoll. Just nothing.

The Year In Reflection: The Lorax - Part X

Edit: Title originally used retrospect but Hugo called that so it was changed, sorry Lorax. Considering the fact that i haven't been in the same state, let alone school, as Hugo this year, my retrospect will be in three parts, my time in Louisiana,  my time in New Mexico, and my time in Arizona. Because of the fact that i speak for the trees, me moving so much isn't really that weird. Just saying, although most readers of this blog will already know, my posts will be odd, as is all of the other posts on this blog.
I speak for the trees.
        The Lorax
P.S. I was in New Mexico for the eclipse on Sunday so I will be blogging about that soon as well. :)

Monday, May 21, 2012


My parents just punished me for insulting Moshi Monsters. I was waiting for my brother ( read: the lowest idiotic scum that the earth has to offer) to get off the only computer here in my grandmother's house that has internet and is not from the last century, and He got 30 minutes to play stupid games like that while i literally get 3 minutes to be on it to log and check my email. BUT I TOOK 4 SO BEEP YOU PARENTS!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Real life conversations that actually happened 4-5

In science class....
Joe W: You are not working. you're actually anti-working.
Hugo: No. I'm doing extra credit.
JW: *points at extra credit worksheets* Bread
H: *takes a bite out of extra credit worksheet.*
A long time ago in a robotics session far, far away
(Background: Since i was not particularly good at building or programming, i was referred to as the shellac that held the group together. a program had just gone wrong.)
Roy: Hugo! You knew about the wrong turn?
Hugo: yes.
R: you're supposed to catch things like that!
H: Shellac cannot catch things, Roy.
R: it can if you mould it into a hand!
H: who moulds shellac into hands?
R: I DO!!


Today i arrived at my Aunt Sam's Haus in a far away country known as England. The plane rides were not too bad, I got a hot meal, an overpriced Canada pin, and I got to watch Cars 2 in Japanese. It is amazing how much you can understand even without context. i mean, by the end of the mauvie i actually managed to figure out that they wanted to stop the bad guy from blowing people up! MOWRAMOW! Ugh, the time zones.... here it is like 2:00, but is like 6:00 AM back in Phoeniz, Arixona. I missed my insane cousins the Hicktons, and i am glad to be here with them. I am minecrafting now and Tabitha is eating frozen peas from the bag. Dialtone doesn't know anything funny!?!?!??!?!?!?! Elephants. just... Elephants.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Real life conversations (JAKE VERSION)

Jake: You lost the game.
Charlie (with his british accent): What Game?!
J: Uhhhhh the game?
Gray: Yeah the game.


Charlie: Lets spin the bottle
Jake: Why? I'm not playing with a cabin full of boys.
Charlie: No, to see who cleans up.
Jake: Oh.

P.S. Charlie was our counselor at PALI.

Jake: Hot Stove Talk: Part 2

My second part is here.

This year was fun, with Hugo, the Lorax, London, Brendan, Joe and Mike, myself, Daniel, Pinky, Matt, Gray, the Sams, Nathan, Bradley and others. Also the non-reachers: Melinda, John, Erin, Rina, Mallary, Jalil, Mikayla, Carson, Daisy, and so many others. Here are some facts about this year

Lily calls herself the Lorax

Hugo's blog rose in popularity

Hugo is not a sheep. (Well that is debatable, but we won't worry about that.)

I had fun


Dewberry gave us lots of homework

 Gabe is NJHS president, I am VP, Burg is Treasurer

PALI trip happened

I had fun at PALI

We wrecked at ga-ga ball

and I could go on and on and on

If you want a part threeeeeee with even more COMMMMMMMEEEEEEEENNNNNNTTTTT!!!!!!!

A Year in Retrospect: Hugo

I think that this school year was a great year. the food was less...cardboard...y.. than normal, and new people came! The PALI trip was one of the best school trips i had ever been on and i will miss the experience. I hope to make more memories next year. Yes, this year was a year of memories and morning MAC. A year of homework and horror. Of fobbies and friends. OF ELEPHANTS AND ECRUTEAK. OF LORAXES AND LORISES! OF BLOGGING AND BLUHING. I cannot believe that I am going to be an eighth grader next year. I do not think that there is a single eighth grader that i will not miss, even those who have not been the best of friends to me. Next year, though, i will still be running to lunch. i will still be Hugo. This blog will still be a blog. I will still have my friends. There will be a lot of change, too, but you know what they say about change.

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

Your blogger pal,


Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Jake: Hot Stove Talk (Talking About Something After the Fact) Part 1

This year in review:
8th Grade Class:10
Sports:10 (Even though we lose so hard)
Assistant Principal:9.5
Team Ward vs. Team Sheehan: Sheehan won the Weehan Games.
Ward or Sheehan: Sheehan
Science Bowl:10.5
Mathcounts Regional:10
" " State:7.5
Student Council:5

Those are my ratings, deal with them!
Part 2 coming soon!

Blogging: Reloaded

I have decided, after searching around the blogosphere (feel free to put drome or whatever in the place of sphere), that my blogging is not the best it can be. So today, i sang that song from the sound of music, you know the one with doe a deer and stuff, for about a half hour. I always thought that it was weird how they said me a name i call myself. i do not call myself me, i call myself Hugo. Over and over and over and over and over again. but partway through lunch, Nathan began to replace the last word of every line with the word stab. If this is not what you wish to hear from my blog, either stop reading, or I will make time and money to BUY YOU AN OSTRICH.  Also i made a minecraft seed and it was amazing. Also I filmed me and the rest of the good morning crew on the swings and Keegan was a spaz. On a completely unrelated note, I am downsizing the blog. only the people who contribute the most will be allowed to stay. currently the winners are Jake.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

bus story

On the bus, me, Roy, Lily, and Nathan made up a story word by word. Me and Roy kept trying to make homestuck references. Every single instance of the words dead, death or die were made by Roy. everyone except Lily made Pokemon references. and sometimes Lily did too.....


so here it is.

        Elephants unlike 42s do not eat pineapples. Seed is not shielded. Equivalent is the parasitic hot dog who falls on the tangelo. However, people listening to an elephant's atom bomb believe that artichokes can die. Blink and the parasitic hot dog will eat many people's iPhones. Crying grandma Pokemon will hyper beam the Doctor of evil hippopotami. Rice krispies use mustaches to nose laser ninja seatbelts. Legendary frogs are not dead. They are just. Dead people are not the topic of the next sentence. Dead people spazjump onto Hugo. Hugo Flavorful, Earthbound ninjas fly forever. Dead pineapples sad. Hulk mitross is a dead orange by the hand of Pikachu. Torchic playing cards in the 1970's included pie, mudkip, reshiram, and purple cats. Y=E=mc^2. PK flash  nyan cat poops atomic rainbows. Tac Nayn hates gnomes. Dead skeleton's mustaches are not Echeladders. Chocolate monkey's bulbasaur uses vine whip attack. Wobbuffet  dubsteps with Prinplups who wobb. Poseidon sings Beatles songs like an otter. Puns are punny. Flower zombies Roy used " Give Nathan a Pringle." Mustaches are level up. mushrooms suck. They kill potatoes. Fire flowers shoot fire. John, do the windy thing period. Traveling is ==>. Peanut butter and nutella pumpkin Jack eats sushi. Jack. What pumpkin question mark. Waluigi sucks, yeah. Waluigi beats luigi winning the girl save the world. Yeah, right! at around three uses metal claw on luigi pineapples! jelly dead. popcorn rocks are dead. pokemon fly with fly guys and grandmas. Wash the question. Wynaut, no! Don't eat grandma! she's giving jelly beans to Robin Hood. He likes Wobbuffets with licorice snaps which turn into chess, scotty dogs. dittos avengers ninjas hand eats captain english shoots mr T.

Crap that was long.

Revelations 9-10

9. Toothpaste beats wizard
10. Cucumbers have wicked souls


Juys, i am sorry. i was too busy packing to schedule posts so i will just dump them now.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways PALI was aaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing with all the ropes and archery and stuffs and there are so many stories to tell

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many stories

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo little time.

Sunday, May 6, 2012


Ok, so guys. I will be away at the PALI institute in california until wednesday night. I will not have internet, but i will schedule posts at random intervals so that you do not get bored. it will be fun.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

So many projects

I wondered if our teachers all conspired together for that purpose????


help me it is dark and cold and hot at the same time and it smells  of sulphur oh god helpme Jake or someone else

Over 1400 & Other Things

The blog is now over 1400 views. And I decided to do a random post for no apparent reason other than to pass time.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Today is..

May 1
and today there are a few holidays:
International Worker Day
Constitution Day in the Marshall Islands
Lei Day (Hawaii)
So Happy International Constitution Lei Day!