Hugo is the main Blogger, i mean dis dude is crazy. But he is for sure unique, he has his own style. And I hear is brother is crazy, LOL that crazy jugo de naranja. :)
Wednesday, May 30, 2012
Oscar: I'm back because I cannot survive in the wilderness.
Tilly: You're a doughnut cause you're meeeean!
Oscar: well you're a macadamia nut.
Tilly: no I'm not!!!
Oscar: well fine. You can't look at my diabolo.
And this has been: idiots versus toddlers.
Monday, May 28, 2012
So many pool parties this weekend, officially some are now Water Fiestas or Waters Parties or Fiesta con Divertido Agua. It goes in order:
Fiesta con Divertido Agua
Have a day! Unless ur name is Hugo, then have a non jsjjsjd like day!!!!
Saturday, May 26, 2012
At a speech: what Marc Antony would say:
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
What Navi would say:
What a sports announcer at an Olympic table tennis match would say:
Can you hear the crowds roaring?!
What Navi would say:
And that is how far she would get before someone tore her wings off and used her as a table tennis ball.
Then people would put her in a soundproof bag. Then a dog would tear it open and eat Navi. Then the dog would gain her powers to ANNOY FOREVER! Then I would let the dog join my friend brigade of happiness. We would together RULE THE WORLD. All the haters would be destroyed by our might!!!!!!11!!1oneoneone111!!!!1
Ok I'm good now.
* looks back at post *
Sweet jegus. What the heck.
Thursday, May 24, 2012
Waiting for a stupid graduation to start. Behind me is this girl who ran into me and keeps calling herself a little fairy flower. So I guess her parents are a flower and a fairy, not normal for a perfectly normal human being. She is #Annoying.
Edit: Correct term is bannoyed
EDIT: sorry, guys this was meant to be published yesterday but my internet freaked out...
EDIT AGAIN: HAY JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS tell me how to make a better pillow fort.
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
~ The Lorax
Today in London I went to Madame Tussaud's. It was just how you would expect a place full of wax singers and Obama to be. A Nightmare. I got a picture with wax Obama. I was just standing there wit my man Obama and a stray lawyer came in and I was all OBJECTION!!!! And they got a picture of that. And then later there I was with my bro spiderman, right? So there I was hanging off the ceiling, objecting, and then i looked over and there was this little girl, standing there on the ceiling, EATING A BURRITO. And then there was this mauvie, and there was this cool adventure and the audience did nothing and at the end the heroes applauded us, but we had not done anything atoll. Just nothing.
I speak for the trees.
P.S. I was in New Mexico for the eclipse on Sunday so I will be blogging about that soon as well. :)
Monday, May 21, 2012
Saturday, May 19, 2012
In science class....
Joe W: You are not working. you're actually anti-working.
Hugo: No. I'm doing extra credit.
JW: *points at extra credit worksheets* Bread
H: *takes a bite out of extra credit worksheet.*
A long time ago in a robotics session far, far away
(Background: Since i was not particularly good at building or programming, i was referred to as the shellac that held the group together. a program had just gone wrong.)
Roy: Hugo! You knew about the wrong turn?
R: you're supposed to catch things like that!
H: Shellac cannot catch things, Roy.
R: it can if you mould it into a hand!
H: who moulds shellac into hands?
R: I DO!!
Thursday, May 17, 2012
Charlie (with his british accent): What Game?!
J: Uhhhhh the game?
Gray: Yeah the game.
And ROUND 2
Charlie: Lets spin the bottle
Jake: Why? I'm not playing with a cabin full of boys.
Charlie: No, to see who cleans up.
P.S. Charlie was our counselor at PALI.
This year was fun, with Hugo, the Lorax, London, Brendan, Joe and Mike, myself, Daniel, Pinky, Matt, Gray, the Sams, Nathan, Bradley and others. Also the non-reachers: Melinda, John, Erin, Rina, Mallary, Jalil, Mikayla, Carson, Daisy, and so many others. Here are some facts about this year
Lily calls herself the Lorax
Hugo's blog rose in popularity
Hugo is not a sheep. (Well that is debatable, but we won't worry about that.)
I had fun
Mr.Kleissle HAS SO MANY LONG SPEECHES
Dewberry gave us lots of homework
Gabe is NJHS president, I am VP, Burg is Treasurer
PALI trip happened
I had fun at PALI
We wrecked at ga-ga ball
and I could go on and on and on
If you want a part threeeeeee with even more COMMMMMMMEEEEEEEENNNNNNTTTTT!!!!!!!
The more things change, the more they remain the same.
Your blogger pal,
Wednesday, May 16, 2012
8th Grade Class:10
Sports:10 (Even though we lose so hard)
Team Ward vs. Team Sheehan: Sheehan won the Weehan Games.
Ward or Sheehan: Sheehan
" " State:7.5
Those are my ratings, deal with them!
Part 2 coming soon!
Wednesday, May 9, 2012
so here it is.
Elephants unlike 42s do not eat pineapples. Seed is not shielded. Equivalent is the parasitic hot dog who falls on the tangelo. However, people listening to an elephant's atom bomb believe that artichokes can die. Blink and the parasitic hot dog will eat many people's iPhones. Crying grandma Pokemon will hyper beam the Doctor of evil hippopotami. Rice krispies use mustaches to nose laser ninja seatbelts. Legendary frogs are not dead. They are just. Dead people are not the topic of the next sentence. Dead people spazjump onto Hugo. Hugo Flavorful, Earthbound ninjas fly forever. Dead pineapples sad. Hulk mitross is a dead orange by the hand of Pikachu. Torchic playing cards in the 1970's included pie, mudkip, reshiram, and purple cats. Y=E=mc^2. PK flash nyan cat poops atomic rainbows. Tac Nayn hates gnomes. Dead skeleton's mustaches are not Echeladders. Chocolate monkey's bulbasaur uses vine whip attack. Wobbuffet dubsteps with Prinplups who wobb. Poseidon sings Beatles songs like an otter. Puns are punny. Flower zombies Roy used " Give Nathan a Pringle." Mustaches are level up. mushrooms suck. They kill potatoes. Fire flowers shoot fire. John, do the windy thing period. Traveling is ==>. Peanut butter and nutella pumpkin Jack eats sushi. Jack. What pumpkin question mark. Waluigi sucks, yeah. Waluigi beats luigi winning the girl save the world. Yeah, right! at around three uses metal claw on luigi pineapples! jelly dead. popcorn rocks are dead. pokemon fly with fly guys and grandmas. Wash the question. Wynaut, no! Don't eat grandma! she's giving jelly beans to Robin Hood. He likes Wobbuffets with licorice snaps which turn into chess, scotty dogs. dittos avengers ninjas hand eats captain english shoots mr T.
Crap that was long.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways PALI was aaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing with all the ropes and archery and stuffs and there are so many stories to tell
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many stories
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo little time.