Monday, December 31, 2012


The first picture is what I was distracted by and why I didn't start writing earlier. Since me Keegan and Lily are all here at this party, anytime something interesting happens, we will all give our comments on it.
H- I. love. Volcanoes.
L-Volcanoes are really awesome! I'm the Lorax! Yay! Anime!!! OMG pineapples!!!!!!!
K-yay rainbows!

The little kids are trying to break in. Thoughts?
H- Damn, I'm scared.
L- h3h3h3h3h3 lol!!! This is getting very interesting!!!! This definantly will be a new years eve to remember!!!!!!!
K- one of them bit hugos neighbor in the ribs... I have a green sharpie and I'm not afraid to use it!!!

OK so we just got the note shown in picture 2. In case you can not read it, it says "U won't make it to 2013!!!" And it's signed by Boo Radley.
H- Some freaky shiznit going down here. Probably just the little kids being idiots.
L-oooooooo I am soooooo scared! Lol! JK! Hehehehe these little kids have intuition!!!! :3
K-were all going to die.   :<

Keegan left
H: So it's just me and Lily now.
L: now that she's gone , the craziness can begin!!!!!!! Keegan is cool tho..... whatever
K: This was fun!

The little kids just finished spraying soda at the door. Noe we play Scrabble.
H: Blaaaaargh.
L: yay Scrabble!!!!! And "Damn those meddling kids!!!"

1200am (1/1/2013)
The new year. To symbolize the principality of starica becoming a success in the next year, I burned a small version of the flag at exactly midnight.
H- it's been a year to remember. I hope the next year will also have its share of smiles and tears.
L-I'm hoping for the amount of tears to be at a minimum, personally.
K- Mayans were wrong! Ima have a good year. Attempt vegetarianism.

At 105 am on the first of January, 2013, as Lily leaves and I go to sleep, the dawn of a new day awaits.


          So, my brother forced me to watch a documentary about the top ten fun food factories, because apparently adding alliteration also adds alliterative appeal, and also acrimoniously argued about an unfortunate me writing a post about it. So i will write a post about him. My brother... what to say? well, he's an idiotic little pinweasel without a nice bone in his body. Whenever he's kind to me, he always has some sort of ulterior motive, and tends to throw things. He thinks he would make a good lawyer because he enjoys arguing, but his idea of this is just saying shut up over and over when anyone says anything with which he disagrees. He has hair that is untidy enough to be messy but not messy enough to look good. He has a minor obsession with Twinkies and is the main reason our family is colloquially known as "Dysfunction Junction". Approximately 95.63% of what he says either intentionally references or is directly copied from pop culture, and he thinks that it's still impressive to be able to predict the plot twists of a show or movie after seeing it over 16 times.

In other news, it's New Year's eve and, since this is our 199th post, when better to post the 200th than at midnight today? Also, since at least two of the authors are coming to my new years eve party, it shall be one gigantic collaborative post!!!

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Hey! My name is Keegan and I am the new author on this blog! Well I was thinking about what I should write about.... and here it goes. Well i am in Hugo’s class. Hugo is really cool and funny. He likes a lot and is pretty amazing at karate. He can never say i promise i wont bite! Um.... I saw Wreck It Ralph with my two little brothers? Oh yeah, i have twin brothers who are 9 and are awesome! (most of the time...) So i think thats enough for one post. Thanks guys! Thanks for letting me be an author Hugo! Bye!!!

Sunday, December 2, 2012

The Principality of Starícá

     I am starting my own nation as of today. It is named the Principality of Starícá. I have been planning to do this for quite a while, and i am currently designing a flag and drafting a constitution. The land i have claimed is currently my house and front and back yard. To claim land for this nation, all you need to do is take a picture of an area that you own, or is public, with a flag of Starícá. for all other information, view the Starícá page.

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Karate raaaaaaaaaaaaaaage

  so today at my karate class something happened that made me very angry and whether you like it or not I'm going to tell it to you.  we were sparring. the guy to my left was a little boy who looked like a five year old. He was a white  belt was telling some other kid how to do stuff "right" even though he himself was doing the techniques incorrectly. When he became my sparring partner, I did a down block. I then saw a little movement of the kid's arm. It took me a little bit to figure it out. Then it hit me. This impudent little worm was telling ME what to do! He had no respect at all for his superiors. Karate is all about respect. And this is why I am writing a post right now.

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Hey Yeah!

I'm heading back to MN for thanksgiving... so this should be interesting. I'm going to miss my friends, family, and warm weather while I'm there. My flight is currently delayed, so I have time to waste. I love Minnesota :3

Monday, November 19, 2012


So with my birthday and thanksgiving going on it's been kinda crazy recently.  Now I could write something interesting and funny that you would actually want to read or I could "entertain" you with a lengthy anecdote. So for my birthday we went to see a movie. (we being my robotics team of course.) We saw Wreck-It Ralph which, aside from being an amazing movie, was also basically a pop quiz for our 1337 gamer cred.

we went back to my place and play Smash Bros for hours. it was amazing. We have pizza with cupcakes for dinner. I hated the food but with my friends, it was the best meal I've ever had.
I'll try to write some worthwhile posts later.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

10 Things that you cannot say to a burn victim

2) "Wooooo I'm the bird ghost of bikeatraz!"
3) "How does fire taste?"
4) "Waluigi is in the doorway... WATCHING..."
5)  Singing any one direction song
7) ".........Orange?"
8) "Stop...Being on fire."
9) " I believe that you a rooster."
10)"Yay! Hantavirus!"

Wednesday, November 14, 2012


manah manah doo doo doo doo doo
manah manah doo doo doo doo
manah manah doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo

Thursday, November 1, 2012


 This is a post I was making on my other blog, then decided to share it with all of you gentes:

Halloween is a silly spectacle to me. As a youth member of our society I do from time to time still enjoy a piece of candy or other sweets. Yet, I do not like the holiday of Halloween. Many children believe this year to be Hallo-win as they got loads of candy and sugar to last them for the next 3 years if need be. Yet, they just tend to pile, and pile, and pile, and pile this candy up to the point of no return. I saw yesterday as a Hollow-eeehh. I had no costume, I guess you could call em a hambugger of halloween, and I got one piece of candy, not from trick-or-treating. Why you ask? Think about this.... So little Joe walks around his street and gets 3000 pieces of candy. But only one in fifteen pieces of his candy he actually wants to keep. So no he has 200. Yet his mom only lets him have one a day. And about 100 days in all his candy that is left is stale. S truly he has 100 pieces. And yet to limit that number even more, candy that he truly really enjoys, not jsut for sugar is like 1 out of 5. So congrats little Joe, you have 20 true pieces of delicious candy. THAT WAS ALOT OF WORK FOR 20 PIECES OF CANDY.

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

So angry right now

Ok so I'm gonna skip all the apologies about forgetting to post and just get right to the heart of the matter. I was talking to my father. Knowing him, it quickly devolved into a confrontation. He had the nerve to tell me that if I stopped "being rude" he would not get set off so easily. What a joke! Who does he think he is? He is basically trying to punish me for being more intelligent than him. In other news so excited for Halloween. And my birthday is coming up soon! November twelfth!!!

Thursday, October 11, 2012


Did you know that green is a color? Well it is....
Thanks for your help! Continue with your life now.

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Hiiiiiiiiii guuuuuuuuuuuuys

Once upon a time, a young Hugo stormed through the fires of school, to overcome the stereotypically evil monsters of hiatus. Even through Nathan's hypocrisy, THIS BLOG will live on! I shall make the best posts. I will make a schedule. Tentatively, check back here every day for a new post.

Friday, October 5, 2012


Where have all of the postings gone? why has nobody posted for a while? Someone needs to fix this problem (cough cough hugo cough cough)

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Funny video

This is a really funny video. I recommend other literal trailers by this guy as well. Namely Skyward Sword and Pirates Of The Caribbean.
"Don't sleep now harry he's gonna kill you. LOOK OUT!"
"Aim a grapple claw at the audience ake it grab stuff and explode goodbye grapple claw"
"She expresses her distaste by stabbing the door."

Monday, September 17, 2012

Robotics Team

Hey i'm back again, and with some exciting news! Our robotics team (Hugo, Roy, Lily, and Myself) has started robotics stuff, and so far, we have completed 3 missions for 75 points total. Our team name is "The Oldfish" and this is because the topic this year is "Senior Solutions", and we wanted something relating to last year's team name, "The Fishcrackers", thus the oldfish. Anyway, That's everything new right now (sort of) so goodbye.

To learn more about robotics team, go to

Thursday, September 6, 2012


Hello, I didn't see you there.
You are now Hugo, the blog's author.
You realize you have not posted in over a month, and also beseech your readers that you are not dead. you  would love if people left comments, and promise to post more if your readers will give you a chance.


I think something happened to the TMNT.

Thursday, August 30, 2012


I'm not a fish. I really am not. I breath air. I do not stay underwater all my life. I do not eat plankton (at least not on purpose). I am positive i am not a fish. But i am not sure that I am not a hedgehog. Please help me with this (in comments). I am scared.

Saturday, August 25, 2012


I hereby declare, that writer Jake Dean has now resigned and retired from blogging. Cause this blog had died. BLUH BLUH IM AN IDIOT THIS BLOG IS NOT DEAD

Friday, August 10, 2012


This blog is becoming less postingful. I promise this must and will change.

Saturday, August 4, 2012


Duct tape weapons showcase!!!!


Staff baton thingy!


Sylladex cards!!!

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Las Vegas

I'm in the city of las Vegas where I play pinball, watch baseball, and see aliens. (At area 51)

So cheers, and don't forget, your shoelace is untied

Sunday, July 22, 2012


So I'm like hiking and there is lots of people and its fun and stuff. Many inside jokes were created. So I'm having fun and trying to type this so... JD signing off til next time!

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

Thy Sire Jake

Returning from his trip to the communist nation of China. And will post once again!!!!

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Acting camp wweek one

Hello, friends.
Sorry that i have been awway for so long; I'vve been pretty busy with acting camp. In fact, that is what I havve come to post about. This wweek alone, I havve met so many vvery wweird and wwonderful people. Evveryfin that I havve done has been so amazin. I wwill try to post more often in the followwin wweek, and once again, sorry for the delay.

EDIT: ...
Apparently someone messed wwith my iPod touch and noww the autocorrect turns me into Eridan. Wwell wwhatevver.

Friday, July 6, 2012

mirror, mirror

Sorry for being MIA for so long, guys.
When I was younger, i used to be seriously afraid of mirrors. whenever i was angry as a young child i threw droplets of water on my parents' mirror, my rationale being that "nobody likes seeing spots on their face". my parents always got angry at me for this and yelled at me. my strange little young child mind assumed that it was the mirror that somehow caused this. From this i somehow managed to convince myself that mirrors were evil, and if you touched one you would be replaced by an evil mirror creature. these creatures' goal was to TAKE OVER THE WORLD. of course, looking back, this is insane. i mean, why would anyone try and take over EARTH of all planets. But, i guess hindsight is 20/20.

Thursday, June 28, 2012


1234!!! a message I've thought much to much about maybe it'll reach someday, who can say? Certainly I've always been this way, Crazy, patched up, MATROSHKA! A package sung by a headache, time may pass, but the hands are at 4. Don't tell anyone; the world will turn upside down. Ah, I feel broken apart Throw out all your memories, too. Ah, how I want to know, to the deep down... Um well.......     If you please, dance more and more!!!!! kalinka? malinka? Just play the cord. What should i do about such feelings? Cant you tell me? Just a little? Loud and clear, 524!! Freud? Keloid? Just hit the key. Everything, all's to be laughed at! Hurry, dance, with all your foolish ness!!!!! :P
------> heres the link... so check it out!!!!
~ Le Lorax

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

Hey I'm back!

hey guys, im sorry i havent posted over the summer, but i was on vacation for a little while, had some summer camps, and my internet was spazzing out all the time. so i am just saying that i will post stuff over the summer starting now.

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Allow me to spin a tale for you.

     Yesternight, I made a series of mistakes in close succession.
Mistake 1- I was really hyperactive and couldn't sleep.

     I was just reading and playing on my iPod touch for like half an hour. i typed a post entitled favoritism and wrote a bunch of notes for possible future postagings. I listened to so much music and watched so many youtube videos. this, however, soon got boring, so i decided to look around my room for stuff to do. i found a bunch of stuff but a lot of it was too loud or just plain stupid. I then found something absolutely PERFECT! this led immediately to:

Mistake 2- I found a ball of yarn.

     This may not seem to be such a big deal to other people, but i spontaneously began to bat around the yarn like a large cat. This was my third mistake. But when I was batting around the yarn, I suddenly knew everything. At last, i knew why cats loved yarn so much! I figured out string theory (no pun intended), a perfect proof of Fern's Theorem, that the egg came first, how the calliope worked! After that i passed out and woke up in the middle of the night completely entangled in yarn and forgot everything i thought i learned.

     I saw that my playing cards had fallen onto the floor, which had probably happened during my yarn spree. This, for some reason, made me irrationally scared so i started humming Homestuck songs nonstop and hid under a chair with my favorite weapons for protection. ( In case anyone cares, these are my yoyos, my duct tape whip, and my metal throwing cards). After this I just told my dad that I had a nightmare and was somehow coerced into making lemon chicken for the family today.

     I fell asleep and had a lucid dream. I tried to dream on Derse but my brain wouldn't let me so i partied on Prospit with my friends; we all had a grand old time until some of us started getting stabbed, so me and a select few had to go on a quest to find the magic block of cheese with which to slay the magical hamburger knight who was killing all of our friends. We then went on a giant adventure theme park ride with faceless weasels to which i had to offer bags of blood to keep them from telling on me to an evil alien worm priestess that i had drawn while at a wedding in England, which my brain attempted to reenact, leading to scientists facepalming all around...
My subconscious is a frightening place.

     Anyway, today i am awake and ready to cook lemon chicken!

Monday, June 25, 2012


My parents seem to have lately been going on some bizarre favoritism fandango. just yesterday my mother, without telling me, took my little brother out for ice cream and bought him a super soaker, a giant bubble wand, a balloon modeling set, and a few other assorted toys. On the other hand, my dad, two days ago, literally confiscated my iPod touch for twitching my right eye, and unfortunately i am being completely serious about this.

Friday, June 22, 2012

Ponderance and Flight

Hey hey hey!!!! I'm about to board a flight to MINNESOTA!!!!!!!! Heck yeah peoplezzz!!!!!!! I love ya Phonenix!!!!! :) Oh and HUgO!!!! Make one I the enimies the wit h!!! Hugo's edit: what??? The Lorax's edit: my apologies. Sorry I was saying good by to my dear mother before I boreded my flight. What I meant was that you should make the enimies NINJA CATS. Because that, is amazing.


Sorry guys lately i have been caught up on hacking earthbound. I am making a hack about this blog to keep me from imploding with boredom. if anyone has any ideas for enemies or items please tell me.

Wednesday, June 20, 2012

Temporary Retirement

Jake is here with a sad item of talkin, for the next month I will be taking a break from the blog and will start posting again once my break is over. So the Lorax and Hugo stay strong. Until next time, Jake signing off...

Lorax you silly

We finished the Google plus page but we couldn't publish to the blog, so.....

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

The Lorax- 19/20 or 21/20????????

Um.... So are we done with the 20/20 post thing? Would someone plead clarify what's going on because I really have no idea. On a different note, um... My cat is so adorable it might be possible to die from seeing it's epic ninja cat cuteness. I am turkey blessed with a crazy cat. Peace!!! -The Lorax

Hugo's Edit: we are finished with the 2020 post thing. 

Monday, June 18, 2012


I have the strangest feeling that all of my random remarks throughout the years will someday culminate into a parasol related epiphany that will cure cancer or something. At my karate class there is an instructor who I am fairly sure is human equius. He makes horse sounds when he is disappointed in us and emphasizes the word STRONG. To teach us how to kick, he catches our legs in mid air and either adjusts our technique or tries to flip us. Also he always tells us to do stances we are not meant to know at our belt level. Luckily I know enough of them to repeatedly show him up. About trolls, my least favorite is Vriska and my most favorite is Gamzee. My star sign is Scorpio and my moon sign is Capricorn. Dang. Also, the fourth day will be extended to two days.

night of the final day

Today, the secret celebration is....(drumroll) a complete blog redesign! i hope that all the authors on this blog will halp.

Sunday, June 17, 2012

The Lorax: 18/20 - Complaints and Commericals

Gentelmen!!! I wish to say that not only did you not complete your deadline of 12:00 am yesterday, you guys also failed at doing any of the work today. And, you guys just bickering at each other aimlessly on this blog is quite annoying. Please write something worth reading. ( I am staring at you Jake) As for me saying something worth reading, I have seen the progressive commercial where the sales clerk tries to bundle a kitten and a rocket into a rocket cat. Whenever my mom see the commercial she says, That's just wrong!! But I say, but that's actually a REALLY good idea!!!! On that note, it's kinda interesting to think about the Commericals I actually LIKE to watch, like the Etrade baby or The-Most-Interesting-Man-In-The-World beer Commericals.i mean, why are we( I mean, I can't be the only one liking these time wasters, right?) so fascinated by a baby talking in a grown mans voice making funny faces as he tries to talk a man out of buying a lottery ticket, or being oddly torked off about how he wasn't able to ride the dog like it was a small horse? Or be so interested in an old man talking about how a man isn't bitten by mosquitos, OUT OF RESPECT, or how he runs a marathon because it's on his way or how Cuba imports cigars FROM HIM. It makes one feel slightly stupid when we catch ourselves staring aimlessly at such foolish thing when we could be using are time to better the world. Like, for example, recycling and saving trees!! Our generation, seems to be lucky to have so much technology, so much HELP at our fingertips, and yet that is are Achilles Heel. We will never be bored. We are so distracted. We could be so much more, and yet we aren't. Why? Technology. Television. COMMERICALS. I foundz outz howz to shedule whn postz are postedz Boom. Intense huh? - The Lorax

Hugo's Edit: Lorax, i could not have set up the google plus page yesterday because i am not allowed on it. i am sorry for that circumstance that is COMPLETELY my fault. on a side note, could you collaborate with the thing for today? Also, I DID NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT. I stayed awake an extra 3 or 4 hours. so. i tried.

Saturday, June 16, 2012

17-20 out of twenty

Nooo. We are not gonna make the 20 posts so I'll post extra tomorrow. No biggie I guess.

16 out of 20

I made a duct tape whip. Gold duct tape basically is the epitome of amazingness. It is also my record for fastest time going through a roll of duct tape. Here is a pic.

15 out of 20

Jake, Right now i am contemplating just kicking you off the blog. it seems like you are trying to take over. maybe kicking you off would be for the best...

14 out of 20

Jake, quite frankly, your "posts", if they can even be called that, are ABSOLUTELY AMATEURISH. A one sentence song recommendation or saying that you are in a rush to do more amateurish posts does not count as a post. if you make a point, be prepared to elaborate and/or just shut up and write something completely different. 

13 out of 20

Jake, I WASNT HELPING? I never approved this, and i do not have to go along with everything you say, because this is MY blog.

12 of 20

The day is almost over!!! Ahhhh!!!! And we are only on 12 posts!!!

11 of 20

Eleven, ever wonder why it was spelled that way. I just did but there is nothin I can do about the answer it just is.

10 of 20

Were halfway there so look up the song "mind your manners" by chiddy bang, its pretty good....

9 of 20

I'm in a big rush to finish... Hugo wasn't helping :(

Geneticks (5 out of 20)

I think about the genetics of inanimate objects. especially water balloons. My brother bought a bunch of cheap water ballons and most of the pink ones popped immediately and most purple ones were malformed. i said out loud "Huh. Guess it's a genetic thing." and everyone near me was like what the heck? 

8 of 20

Hugo!!!!!!!!! U better start posting or this will be a long night. Cmon you can do it!! Yes you can, yes you can! Either way still chilling with my friend Austin.

7 of 20

Hugo finish #5 already.

I am hanging with my friend Austin doing stuff while I post this so yeah!!!!!!

(6 of 20) HUGO!

HUGO is working on #5 still and I may have to do more posts to reach our 20 post by end of day deadline!!!! Fine with me though, but hopefully Senor Hugo won't freak out. So cmon Hugo get posting, or don't and make my earlier post a Lie!! meanie!!! Jkjk your still chill.

Hugo's edit: Jake. i am not going to sleep tonight.

Sad (<4 of 20> Hugos working on 3)

Tv shows nowadays can be very sad. Really sometimes its stupid the plots of these shows.

Well til
next time!

The Parent Crap (3 of 20)

Ugh my parents locked me in my room for smacking my brother. In here without tv or computer, all I have is a twix and my iPod touch. Also, note to Jake, HAVE BETTER SUBJECT MATTER IN POSTS.

2 of 20

Hugo is being crazy and not doing any posting of the 20. So I am posting again. And my dog is like freaking out it is really odd. And my braces really hurt.

Post 1 of 20 for 2000 views

First of the 20 blog posts today!
Its gonna be so great!!!!
Hugo will post 12.5 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND I JAKE WILL POST 7.5 POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS GREAT SO HAVE FUNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks to all those who have stuck with the blog.

Friday, June 15, 2012

2000 View EXTRAVAGANZA: Day 1


Definitely awesome
Extremely viewed
Possibly in a web comic (FROM HUGO)
Terrible is not this
Horrible also isn't this blog
Soo.... keep reading

Great and fantastic
Omnivores eat meat

Magical magicants
Authored by jake, the lorax, sometimes nathan, and always HUGO!
Go and read it all!
Its the best blarg ever! JK- But its still pretty good
Crazy to think we are at 2000 views!
And this is not the poem that never ends.
No, it doesn't go on and on my friends
The END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey! Listen!

Guys. I thought that this blog would fail after 547 views. Seriously. But juys. Thank you so much for not hating my blog AS much as I thought you would.

Thursday, June 14, 2012


A 2000/500 (4) day celebration of this MONUMENTAL ACHIEVEMENT:
Day 2: 2000/100 posts(20) in one day!!!!

P.S. This is for the mark of 2000 views reached on 6/14/2012 (day 0), the items of the extravaganza will start with day 1 on 6/15/2012...... yada yaada yada yiddish.

Hugo's edit: Jake I did not approve this. No one was going to ask about the secret, and gratuitous caps lock much?

Sunday, June 10, 2012

Sleeping? Nah

My dad think im sleeping but in the real world I'm not LOL. Because who cares if I stay up during summer.

Saturday, June 9, 2012

Sprouts and Stuff.

My brother has gone too far.
We were at Sprouts when this happened.

After a very awkward conversation which began "did you hear about... Sports... Team...?", my ever idiotic younger brother went up to a complete stranger and attempted to solicit his help in getting me away. My brother then sat at the stranger's table.

I was of course forced to yank him out of the seat, after which the stranger engaged him/us in a lecture/conversation on table etiquette. This mainly involved how horribly impolite it was to sit at another person's table, and how, naturally, even though my brother had no grasp on this, I knew it impeccably.

After this, the stranger thought his lesson given, and then sauntered off.

Thursday, June 7, 2012


Hey , I got to watch the elp-- oh my cat wants to say something real quick, "  /v ['p;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ol" LOL, I guess that means hi? i dunno so if anyone knows the internet speak for cats, please let me know.
On my original note, on May 20th i got to see the eclipse through some insanely high tech telescopes while i was in New Mexico. It was SOOO COOLZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-The Lorax
P.S. And yes, trees do like sun dumb base.

OKAY FINE!!! >:( The Year In REFLECTION: The Lorax- Parts 2 and 3

I'm back!!!!! Well, okay. These two parts are about New Mexico and Arizona. So, New Mexico, in short, sucked. No crap. The scenery was pretty, but the people were rude, food was okay, school had serious issues, there were no cute guys to be found, and a yellow light meant speed up instead of slow down. It was nice, but had serious issues.
Now Arizona! Besides the pain of moving back and getting re-used to the guys in my class again, its nice to be back. The weather is beautiful, culture is everywhere, and nice people do exist. For example, my science teacher is nice, my english teacher is a --LANGUAGE PENGUIN!!!, and my Spanish teacher is worthless. I will greatly miss my eight grade friends as they go on to high school, but being rid of a few ghetto Mexicans won't do anyone any harm. So yeah, the what, five weeks i was in school here was nice. Bleh, i should really quit moving.
I speak for the trees
- The Lorax

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Story time with Hugo

Once upon a time, a strange creature sat in an airplane. It was on the way to Phoenix, Arizona.
This creature's name was Hugo. The creature was bored.

after endless movies and pocket frogs, he felt the call to Blog. he typed the title of the post in a suitably inane fashion, and wrote down the beginning sentence. he was enjoying this post very much indeed. You know, this creature might be the same Hugo as this blog's writer...
anyway, hugo was having a Leisurely time of post writing, when something occurred to his brain. he began Thinking of the meaning of life, the reason people live. he found a spectacular conclusion from this train of thought... we live so That we may feel pain, and we feel pain so that we may recognize joy. This brought him great glee.

Monday, June 4, 2012

The shell of DOOM looks like Brock.

I am leaving England today. But before that, I will speak of what has happened.

My uncle Bones got married! At the wedding I could not see who was conducting the ceremony so I got out my notebook and drew her as an angry alien laser worm priest... Yeah... Don't ask... Anyway after that me and cousin Christopher went exploring in the woods.

After that there was a dinner. I got really angry that we didn't get no fancy adult fooooood. After the dinner, the kids went into a special room. Me, Julia, Tabitha, Oscar, Freddy, and our new cousin from Austria, Sandro. We played all the tag. All of it. Then we blew bubbles. This is how I learned that whenever Sandro sees bubbles he goes into a berserker frenzy mode and he must kill all bubbles.

We stayed in a hotel that night, and the next day we just relaxed. After that we slept And we had to leave the following day. I am writing this on the airplane an shall try to post as soon as humanly possible.

Ok I'm at home gonna post now

Friday, June 1, 2012

Android and First Class

The second leading OS(operating system) used to view our blog is android, even though I'm pretty sure most of our followers don't have droids, confusing. And also I just got a free upgrade to first class on a plane flight to somewhere(I will not tell you) so thats cool, IDK whether Hugo is back from England, but when he is I expect a ful report of his trip, HEAR ME HUGO!


The post title is nothing, because I have nothing to talk about................

P.S.: That is a complete lie, I have things to talk about, but when I was originally writing this post I was very bored.

Wednesday, May 30, 2012


Hugo is the main Blogger, i mean dis dude is crazy. But he is for sure unique, he has his own style. And I hear is brother is crazy, LOL that crazy jugo de naranja. :)

Cars are not beach balls.

This is what happens when my annoying baby brother and my toddler cousin Matilda are pit against each other:
Oscar: I'm back because I cannot survive in the wilderness.
Tilly: You're a doughnut cause you're meeeean!
Oscar: well you're a macadamia nut.
Tilly: no I'm not!!!
Oscar: well fine. You can't look at my diabolo.

And this has been: idiots versus toddlers.

Monday, May 28, 2012

Water Fiestas

So many pool parties this weekend, officially some are now Water Fiestas or Waters Parties or Fiesta con Divertido Agua. It goes in order:

Water Party
Water Fiesta
Pool Party
Pool Fiesta
Fiesta con Divertido Agua

Have a day! Unless ur name is Hugo, then have a non jsjjsjd like day!!!!

Running Copperotter

Today I went on a car trip to the Garcias' house. I do not know what to say about this family for fear of offending people. On the car ride so many emotional stuffs happened. Oscar was strange and started randomly talking about shower stores and becoming a Muslim. We visited stonehenge which I will write a separate post about later. So now I am here in the Land of Dandelions and Snails. Huzzah!

Saturday, May 26, 2012

Brown Dogs

Are amazing and cool unless in contact with some felines and rodents. That is a disaster recipe.

Hugo's EDIT: blargh,

Forest of Hippo part 2

We went to the Apollo Theatre to see wicked, but my dad muffed it up. Apparently there are not two but THREE Apollo Theatres in London, and we went to the wrong one. With some help from a friendly taxi cab driver and a bit of awkward conversation, we did make it. It was wicked cool! So many other stuffs happened. It rocked.

Jumanji Overruled

I went to stonehenge. I will use the rest of this post to talk about Navi. Navi is a sometimes useful game feature delivered in a very annoying way. Here, have a chart:
At a speech: what Marc Antony would say:
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears.
What Navi would say:
Hey, listen!

What a sports announcer at an Olympic table tennis match would say:
Can you hear the crowds roaring?!
What Navi would say:
Hey, lis-
And that is how far she would get before someone tore her wings off and used her as a table tennis ball.
Then people would put her in a soundproof bag. Then a dog would tear it open and eat Navi. Then the dog would gain her powers to ANNOY FOREVER! Then I would let the dog join my friend brigade of happiness. We would together RULE THE WORLD. All the haters would be destroyed by our might!!!!!!11!!1oneoneone111!!!!1
Ok I'm good now.
* looks back at post *
Sweet jegus. What the heck.

Thursday, May 24, 2012

I am bored (and annoyed)

Waiting for a stupid graduation to start. Behind me is this girl who ran into me and keeps calling herself a little fairy flower. So I guess her parents are a flower and a fairy, not normal for a perfectly normal human being. She is #Annoying.

Edit: Correct term is bannoyed

Jake: Hot Stove Talk: Part 3

Summer is awful because you don't get to see all your friends.
Summer Rating: I wanna go back to school!

The forest of hippo part 1

I am writing this post from inside a pillow fort. I have included a pic of it. Today Ima see wicked today and ima probably get a watch with amazing features. It shall rock so hard.

EDIT: sorry, guys this was meant to be published yesterday but my internet freaked out...
EDIT AGAIN: HAY JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS tell me how to make a better pillow fort.

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

The Year In Reflection: The Lorax - Part 1

Edit: Once again you can't use retrospect, title changed Hey Y'all!!! I'm back! :D For the first 5 months of school i was living in New Orleans, Lousiana. There i went to a school called Riverdale Middle School where i met many friends, which i still keep in touch with. There I was really able to let loose and be my crazy, weird self. The classes were very easy and there was the one teacher whose guts i hated. But thats every school. LOL. Being there was allot of crazy, fun nonsense. Not to mention there was tons of voodoo evolved. lawl. He he!!!! Oh, and the FOOD!!!!!! just ........ just.......... yes. Yes. YES! Once you eat the food there, nothing will ever taste the same again! So, part 1 of the year? I LOVED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay tuned for Part 2 -New Mexico!!!!!
      ~ The Lorax

Laser tag at Bongo's

Hey, pigeons.
Today in London I went to Madame Tussaud's. It was just how you would expect a place full of wax singers and Obama to be. A Nightmare. I got a picture with wax Obama. I was just standing there wit my man Obama and a stray lawyer came in and I was all OBJECTION!!!! And they got a picture of that. And then later there I was with my bro spiderman, right? So there I was hanging off the ceiling, objecting, and then i looked over and there was this little girl, standing there on the ceiling, EATING A BURRITO. And then there was this mauvie, and there was this cool adventure and the audience did nothing and at the end the heroes applauded us, but we had not done anything atoll. Just nothing.

The Year In Reflection: The Lorax - Part X

Edit: Title originally used retrospect but Hugo called that so it was changed, sorry Lorax. Considering the fact that i haven't been in the same state, let alone school, as Hugo this year, my retrospect will be in three parts, my time in Louisiana,  my time in New Mexico, and my time in Arizona. Because of the fact that i speak for the trees, me moving so much isn't really that weird. Just saying, although most readers of this blog will already know, my posts will be odd, as is all of the other posts on this blog.
I speak for the trees.
        The Lorax
P.S. I was in New Mexico for the eclipse on Sunday so I will be blogging about that soon as well. :)

Monday, May 21, 2012


My parents just punished me for insulting Moshi Monsters. I was waiting for my brother ( read: the lowest idiotic scum that the earth has to offer) to get off the only computer here in my grandmother's house that has internet and is not from the last century, and He got 30 minutes to play stupid games like that while i literally get 3 minutes to be on it to log and check my email. BUT I TOOK 4 SO BEEP YOU PARENTS!

Saturday, May 19, 2012

Real life conversations that actually happened 4-5

In science class....
Joe W: You are not working. you're actually anti-working.
Hugo: No. I'm doing extra credit.
JW: *points at extra credit worksheets* Bread
H: *takes a bite out of extra credit worksheet.*
A long time ago in a robotics session far, far away
(Background: Since i was not particularly good at building or programming, i was referred to as the shellac that held the group together. a program had just gone wrong.)
Roy: Hugo! You knew about the wrong turn?
Hugo: yes.
R: you're supposed to catch things like that!
H: Shellac cannot catch things, Roy.
R: it can if you mould it into a hand!
H: who moulds shellac into hands?
R: I DO!!


Today i arrived at my Aunt Sam's Haus in a far away country known as England. The plane rides were not too bad, I got a hot meal, an overpriced Canada pin, and I got to watch Cars 2 in Japanese. It is amazing how much you can understand even without context. i mean, by the end of the mauvie i actually managed to figure out that they wanted to stop the bad guy from blowing people up! MOWRAMOW! Ugh, the time zones.... here it is like 2:00, but is like 6:00 AM back in Phoeniz, Arixona. I missed my insane cousins the Hicktons, and i am glad to be here with them. I am minecrafting now and Tabitha is eating frozen peas from the bag. Dialtone doesn't know anything funny!?!?!??!?!?!?! Elephants. just... Elephants.

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Real life conversations (JAKE VERSION)

Jake: You lost the game.
Charlie (with his british accent): What Game?!
J: Uhhhhh the game?
Gray: Yeah the game.


Charlie: Lets spin the bottle
Jake: Why? I'm not playing with a cabin full of boys.
Charlie: No, to see who cleans up.
Jake: Oh.

P.S. Charlie was our counselor at PALI.

Jake: Hot Stove Talk: Part 2

My second part is here.

This year was fun, with Hugo, the Lorax, London, Brendan, Joe and Mike, myself, Daniel, Pinky, Matt, Gray, the Sams, Nathan, Bradley and others. Also the non-reachers: Melinda, John, Erin, Rina, Mallary, Jalil, Mikayla, Carson, Daisy, and so many others. Here are some facts about this year

Lily calls herself the Lorax

Hugo's blog rose in popularity

Hugo is not a sheep. (Well that is debatable, but we won't worry about that.)

I had fun


Dewberry gave us lots of homework

 Gabe is NJHS president, I am VP, Burg is Treasurer

PALI trip happened

I had fun at PALI

We wrecked at ga-ga ball

and I could go on and on and on

If you want a part threeeeeee with even more COMMMMMMMEEEEEEEENNNNNNTTTTT!!!!!!!

A Year in Retrospect: Hugo

I think that this school year was a great year. the food was less...cardboard...y.. than normal, and new people came! The PALI trip was one of the best school trips i had ever been on and i will miss the experience. I hope to make more memories next year. Yes, this year was a year of memories and morning MAC. A year of homework and horror. Of fobbies and friends. OF ELEPHANTS AND ECRUTEAK. OF LORAXES AND LORISES! OF BLOGGING AND BLUHING. I cannot believe that I am going to be an eighth grader next year. I do not think that there is a single eighth grader that i will not miss, even those who have not been the best of friends to me. Next year, though, i will still be running to lunch. i will still be Hugo. This blog will still be a blog. I will still have my friends. There will be a lot of change, too, but you know what they say about change.

The more things change, the more they remain the same.

Your blogger pal,


Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Jake: Hot Stove Talk (Talking About Something After the Fact) Part 1

This year in review:
8th Grade Class:10
Sports:10 (Even though we lose so hard)
Assistant Principal:9.5
Team Ward vs. Team Sheehan: Sheehan won the Weehan Games.
Ward or Sheehan: Sheehan
Science Bowl:10.5
Mathcounts Regional:10
" " State:7.5
Student Council:5

Those are my ratings, deal with them!
Part 2 coming soon!

Blogging: Reloaded

I have decided, after searching around the blogosphere (feel free to put drome or whatever in the place of sphere), that my blogging is not the best it can be. So today, i sang that song from the sound of music, you know the one with doe a deer and stuff, for about a half hour. I always thought that it was weird how they said me a name i call myself. i do not call myself me, i call myself Hugo. Over and over and over and over and over again. but partway through lunch, Nathan began to replace the last word of every line with the word stab. If this is not what you wish to hear from my blog, either stop reading, or I will make time and money to BUY YOU AN OSTRICH.  Also i made a minecraft seed and it was amazing. Also I filmed me and the rest of the good morning crew on the swings and Keegan was a spaz. On a completely unrelated note, I am downsizing the blog. only the people who contribute the most will be allowed to stay. currently the winners are Jake.

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

bus story

On the bus, me, Roy, Lily, and Nathan made up a story word by word. Me and Roy kept trying to make homestuck references. Every single instance of the words dead, death or die were made by Roy. everyone except Lily made Pokemon references. and sometimes Lily did too.....


so here it is.

        Elephants unlike 42s do not eat pineapples. Seed is not shielded. Equivalent is the parasitic hot dog who falls on the tangelo. However, people listening to an elephant's atom bomb believe that artichokes can die. Blink and the parasitic hot dog will eat many people's iPhones. Crying grandma Pokemon will hyper beam the Doctor of evil hippopotami. Rice krispies use mustaches to nose laser ninja seatbelts. Legendary frogs are not dead. They are just. Dead people are not the topic of the next sentence. Dead people spazjump onto Hugo. Hugo Flavorful, Earthbound ninjas fly forever. Dead pineapples sad. Hulk mitross is a dead orange by the hand of Pikachu. Torchic playing cards in the 1970's included pie, mudkip, reshiram, and purple cats. Y=E=mc^2. PK flash  nyan cat poops atomic rainbows. Tac Nayn hates gnomes. Dead skeleton's mustaches are not Echeladders. Chocolate monkey's bulbasaur uses vine whip attack. Wobbuffet  dubsteps with Prinplups who wobb. Poseidon sings Beatles songs like an otter. Puns are punny. Flower zombies Roy used " Give Nathan a Pringle." Mustaches are level up. mushrooms suck. They kill potatoes. Fire flowers shoot fire. John, do the windy thing period. Traveling is ==>. Peanut butter and nutella pumpkin Jack eats sushi. Jack. What pumpkin question mark. Waluigi sucks, yeah. Waluigi beats luigi winning the girl save the world. Yeah, right! at around three uses metal claw on luigi pineapples! jelly dead. popcorn rocks are dead. pokemon fly with fly guys and grandmas. Wash the question. Wynaut, no! Don't eat grandma! she's giving jelly beans to Robin Hood. He likes Wobbuffets with licorice snaps which turn into chess, scotty dogs. dittos avengers ninjas hand eats captain english shoots mr T.

Crap that was long.

Revelations 9-10

9. Toothpaste beats wizard
10. Cucumbers have wicked souls


Juys, i am sorry. i was too busy packing to schedule posts so i will just dump them now.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways PALI was aaaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing with all the ropes and archery and stuffs and there are so many stories to tell

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo many stories

Sooooooooooooooooooooooooo little time.

Sunday, May 6, 2012


Ok, so guys. I will be away at the PALI institute in california until wednesday night. I will not have internet, but i will schedule posts at random intervals so that you do not get bored. it will be fun.

Thursday, May 3, 2012

So many projects

I wondered if our teachers all conspired together for that purpose????


help me it is dark and cold and hot at the same time and it smells  of sulphur oh god helpme Jake or someone else

Over 1400 & Other Things

The blog is now over 1400 views. And I decided to do a random post for no apparent reason other than to pass time.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Today is..

May 1
and today there are a few holidays:
International Worker Day
Constitution Day in the Marshall Islands
Lei Day (Hawaii)
So Happy International Constitution Lei Day!

Monday, April 30, 2012

Hello again

I am feeling like doing something constructive. Don't you??? I am just bored and I feel like smashing something. hopefully, doing something will take my mind off that. Well, this computer is really slow, so I feel like smashing that too. I better get away from it before I actually do. We have some Big Giant projects due this week, and i don't want to do them, but i fell like doing something now, so i will do that. Anyway, have a fun (and hopefully project-free) rest of the week.


Hugo's Update: In-Flipping-deed, Nathan.

Friday, April 27, 2012

I Speak For The Trees- "Congrats!!"

I, the Lorax, speak for the trees. And the trees wish to congratulate Hugo of his sucess with one hundred posts on his blog and wish to thank him for using technology 100 times instead of paper, which is slaughtered trees. We read Hugo's blog oftenly and we quite enjoy its wondrous randomness. Oh and yes, it's true, trees can read. Don't ask how. As I take my leave to go back to my trees, I (still) speak for the trees. The Lorax P.S. Oh, and use Google

I am the Poststamp. it is me.

This is a post about posts. Ninjas. I would appreciate very much if people would refrain from making inane posts like nathan did. Elephant is not the flavor of a 42nd shape.



(i just couldn't resist doing this, so i did it.)


Hi, this is nathan (again). Hugo invited me to post here (you already know this). I feel like I should post more (I hope you agree with this). Anyway, i should stop with this rant (finally) and tell you what I will do. I will post more! (YAY!!!)

i have a blog too. come visit me at

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Revelations 1-7

Ok, so too many revelations are going on all up in here, apparently
  1. Riley is Matt's father.
  2. Lily is the lorax.
  3. Daniel murdered Abraham Lincoln. 
  4. Ninjas
  5. I just realized Gogurt is JUST YOGURT.
  6. L is real 2041
Oh wait.
According to Daniel

     7. No one loves me.

This is just too much.

Monday, April 23, 2012

Saturday, April 21, 2012

They are coming

i am leaning on a door

Twirret redux

Juys, can you please explain to me how the tweetar thing works? i keep getting cut off in the middle of the word "tweets" it is kind of annoying and i hope it does not become a running gag.
that would duck.

Friday, April 20, 2012

Time for sadness

so this is a serious drama
There once was a puppet made from carrot that made a living chasing people through elephant fields. he once met a small girl who was not afraid of him. The little girl wondered why he chased people through elephant fields. The puppet replied that he did it to make money. the girl asked why once again and the puppet decided to go to trade school and open a store selling happiness. However, the girl died soon... it was sad and then the puppet had no reason to live so his shop was closed after 36 seconds and he was eaten by a rabbit.
the end.

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Monday, April 16, 2012

Still HUGO hasn't found out

Its jake again, and hugo hasn't figured out that I am posting on his blog.

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Thursday, April 12, 2012

Hugo is one Sexy Chunk of Meat

Hey my name is Brendan. I have gone to school for like ever with Hugo. (More like 3 years...) He is one of the craziest, weirdest, nicest kids I have ever met. He knows some really weird stuff and also shouts random stuff out often, but we still love him. He honestly has so much swaqq it is indiscribable. (I probably spelled tat wrong and hugo will probs correct me cuz he is an amazing speller.) Did you know he has read through the entire dictionary like 3 times? True story! :D Hugo is one of the most swagtastic kids i have literally ever met ever. You dont believe me, sucks to be you and now i am 93% sure you are a racist just cuz he is british. Yeah he freaking is! and his accent is quite attractive if you ask me <3 You hear that ladies? Hugo has an english accent and he is single and ready to mingle ;) Well i am gonna start to wrap up this comment so if this comment has not stressed this enough already... All you ladies need to hit hugo up cuz he is one swagtastic, amazing, fantastic, incredible, great, enjoyable man. Youre welcome hugo.........

-Brendan :)

Hugo's Edit: Brendan...
Thanks, i will not correct the spelling problems. and for the record, i have read the dictionary 8 times. also, you must tell me what you want on your profile! BLARGH.

Tuesday, April 10, 2012


I just wanna give a shout out to all you russian peoples out there, and to all you haters i say BUZZ THE HECK OFF. Speaking of haters thank god jake is gone. HEAR ME JAKE!?

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Sorry.... :(

Sorry i have not posted for a while, guys, things have been really hectic and i have been caught up in something that is not minecraft at all. ANYWAY

The number seven is fun.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012


Hugo said he would never go back to my blog but OBJECTION! I am back and Hugo can't deny it!

I am back

Jake the old poster on this blog is back! And HUGO doesn't know. Will see how long it takes him to find out.

Thursday, March 29, 2012


I looked in my reader today and saw this:

Hugo is dumb

Jake D at Jake The Snake Is Not a Fake - 2 days ago
Hugo is really annoying so he can't post anymore, and neither can Nathan because of hugo. 

Are you kidding me, Jake? Then when i confronted him about it, i saw this:

Hugo is Boss!

Jake D at Jake The Snake Is Not a Fake - 9 hours ago
Hugo is cool and he is now back to writing on this blog, Nathan is just because he doesn't write engough. 

Which is arguably worse! All i know is i am not going back to that blog.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

9-10 update

sleeping. phineas and ferb has funny. it sometimes sneaks into dreams but right now i am dreaming of opossums.

8-9 update

in bed after reading a bit. dreaming about the majesty of colors.

7-8 update

showering and using teh internetz

6-7 update

i spent the whole hour finishing homework and pesterchumming. pesterchumming should be a word. it really should. i am gonna set the posts while i am asleep to auto post.

4-6 update

sorry guys, i have just been doing a ton of homework for the past hour, and for the hour before that my dad just kept me out at the grocery store. those cudleuppet things are creepy. why would they make those? more like roadkilluppets. that would actually not be as good a product for traumatizing your child.

3-4 update

this one is a little early. i made another video and got out of school and my dad is late to pick me up. i'ma eat his soul.

2-3 update

i made a movie in social studies class and it wins.

1-2 update

Spanish class. I am the only one not taking a test in this case! WOOT~! so anyway there was a fire drill. i was all like ahhh Rosetta sto OH MY ARCEUS. anyway i shall update later

12-1 update

Lunch first, then Another epic wallball game, and now spanish. wish me a cheese ton of luck.

11-12 update

UGH, stupid math. I had to take the AIMS practice test and it sucked. however Jake somehow managed to access this blog in my account which frightens me so i changed my password. i fell asleep and had a dream where Nathan was chasing me with a hammer saying " SCARY FISH SCARY FISH SCARY FISH" and when i woke up his face was Falafel!


Hey it is Jake, NOT HUGO. He is currently incapacitated taking the AIMS practice test. And he doesn't know I am posting: LOL, ihack. LIKE A BOSS. But remember this cause hugo may edit it.

8:01 - 9:00 update

ok so there was the most epic game of morning wallball ever. the people who started the game were playing with my racquetball that they probably found in a puddle but i am fine with that. on a completely different note people wonder why i know the preschoolers. well, duh people, morning MAC is in the preschool room! i am in science and got a celebratory hat made of paper from daniel! and i am still anger at Jake slightly.

7:00-8:00 update

I am in morning MAC and Keegan came. so then she started bugging me to tell her about her voice but she gave me a shiny so it is all good. and i love the internets.


Last night i got my 1000 view. now i shall do a "day in the life posts" i am gonna post once every hour for a couple days. about the day and whatever i would like. i start at 8 o clock.

10-12 update


10-12 update

OMG i loooove midnight it is the best time ever for an imperceptible amount of time it is neither day or night!

Monday, March 26, 2012

Self googling in the most insane way

Ok so guys. i wanted to find myself so i looked up my name. apparently i am an award and an awesome movie. also according to urban dictionary:
3. Hugo 134 up, 78 down

from the ancient greek hugonos which means son of Zeus, Hugo refers to divine origin. Hugo was the inspiration for the mythical tales of Hercules and Perseus. After the fall of Athens and the rise of Rome, Hugo was used as a mark of valour and bravery. First used by Augustus Ceasar, Hugo came to be applied only to the Emperors. With the fall of Constantinople, Hugo became a common word in the Middle-East and Asia. Today, the word Hugo has kept it's meaning of divine origin but it applies solely to one man, born in Quebec city on the 26th of July 1984.
6. Hugo 26 up, 15 down

A person with a huge group of friends, a party around him at almost every hour, dance moves that could kill (WATCH OUT!), and a body of steel. If this person calls you shorty, you're in, if this person tells you to crill, you may as well leave before things get ugly.
which is awesome but mostly untrue as i am unsure of my number of friends and i cannot dance also i am pretty short myself. also:
8. hugo 187 up, 181 down

You don't know what it is, you don't know where it came from, but you definetly don't want any on you.
You've got a bit of hugo on your shirt, Jim.
and a quote from one of them: Hugo, i know it can be recycled, but please, you don't have to eat it!
This is strangely accurate as i am excessively omnivorous. 
So i then googled Hugo Looks like and this came up:
Hugo Chavez actually looks like the Jackie Chan Meme 
 that... i have no idea lets move on
Hugo looks like Tommy Wiseau
... i do not know who that is
This Is What A Feminist Looks Like: Hugo
i am no feminist
  Hugo looks very much like Elijah Wood
Hugo looks like it's about the same strength
Is the internet drunk or something
So, class, what have we learned today? 
  • i am awesome and of divine origin
  • nobody knows what i am
  • i eat recyclable objects
  • Hugo Chavez looks like Jackie Chan
  • i look like Tommy Wiseau (whoever that is)
  • i look like i am about the same strength as a feminist Elijah Wood. 
so see ya next time i decide to do something random and stupid like self google!
Infinity Elephants!!!


this is nathans heres. Is posts stuffs ons hugos blogs becauses hes askeds mes tos. its is alsos verys funs. Is wills posts mores stuffs soons.

Haters gonna hate

Jakers gonna Jake. Jake Dean has been removed as an author on this blog because he was a jerkish mean facewich. he called me a tard because he ruined wallball for everyone with his lies and slander so i stabbed him not hard with a plastic spork that bent as it made contact with the skin. so do not go to his blog. he made me cry inside.

i do not even know if i have real friends. everyone has been mean to me lately. :( i am sad
~<:( i am sad in a party hat.

Sunday, March 25, 2012

Clemson beats Duke popularity wise

Clemson got 75% of the votes, Duke is eliminated.
Newest ROUND OF MATCHUPS in College Popularity Madness, Polls Coming Soon, For now comment to vote.
2. Ohio State
15. NC State

3. Oregon
14. Harvard

4. Michigan
13. Pittsburgh

5. Missouri
12. Cincinnati

6. Michigan State
11. Connecticut

Sunday, March 18, 2012

1 vs 16

Duke verses Clemson, who do you personally like better? Comment to vote.

Correction for the Madness

Just Comment on the post to vote for your team, the counts will be tallied and the results shared.

Jake i am hugo i am making a poll

College Popularity Madness

You have heard of March Madness where it is who is best at basketball. But on this site our bracket is about who people likes more. So in a match-up between Team A vs. Team B and you like Team B better vote for them on the poll. Here are the rankings and first round match-up. Everday will be a new match.

1. Duke             1. Florida    1. Alabama       1. Kansas
16. Clemson    16. Hawaii    16. Maryland    16. Air Force
2. Ohio State     2. Syracuse           2. USC        2. Kentucky
15. NC State    15. Georgetown    15. SDSU    15. ASU
3. Oregon        3. Oklahoma    3. Boise State         3. LSU
14. Harvard    14. Ole Miss    14. Virginia Tech    14. Oregon State
4. Michigan        4. Auburn    4. Texas             4. Florida State
13. Pittsburgh    13. Illinois    13. Tennessee    13. Arizona
5. Missouri         5. Wisconsin    5. Notre Dame    5. Baylor
12. Cincinnati    12. Arkansas    12. Indiana         12. Gonzaga
6. Michigan State   6. Iowa             6. Stanford             6. LSU
11. Connecticut    11. Nebraska    11. Georgia Tech    11. UCLA
7. Iowa State           7. North Carolina     7. Louisville       7. Army
10. Oregon State    10. South Carolina    10. California    10. Georgia Tech
8. Boston University    8. Temple        8. Xavier                  8. TCU
9. Vanderbilt               9. Villanova    9. Oklahoma State    9. Miami (FL)

OBJECTION!!!!! I... actually completely approve of this. Jake if you want to set up a poll i will.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Happy Pi Day!

I have made a poem (or maybe a rap, i don't know) in honor of Pi Day. Also the birthdays of Einstein and Akira Yoshizawa.

Please remove shell before eating the nutmeats
Hugo's Magicant is the blog that does beats
all the other ones every day of the year
so give me all your views every time that you come here
even though this is a blog i cannot rap.
something something something oh shnap.
i have to go now so ima leave,
a very interesting word is, you see, BEREAVE

that was incredibly bad but ima post it anyway!

EDIT: why do you guys like turtles so much

Monday, March 12, 2012

:D :D :D :D

i have a blog recommendation.  Here it is. it is the blog of someone who i met on pesterchum.

Saturday, March 10, 2012

so tired...

I am exhausted. I just played possibly the hardest game of charades in the history of charades. I had to be an oil well, yellow submarine, snowman, Greedo (Star Wars), and singing in the rain. I acted well, apparently, because they got all of them. I am a good actor.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

I love homestuck so much.

i got pesterchum and i want to spread it
Everyone download pesterchum. i am capriciousSaturn
Jake, anything to say?

Jake: Hugo just poked me. I HOPE I NO FAIL THE TEST. And I am planning on posting more on this blog, so be ready and stay tuned!

Jake, if i got an 89 you are gonna get like 99-100. Nathan got a 102!

EDIT: turns out i actually got a 96 on the test. ill ask what Jake got.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

I am at National History Day!

Hi. Someone else say something about this.

Jake: We'll see how we do, It would be nice to go to state. Do well Nathan and Hugo, and everyone at home, cheer us on!

So we will tell you how it went or goes.....

EDIT: After the Presentation
Jake is having panic face, but I think that went well. Jake, anything to add?

Jake: Nathan! Ugh.

Jake is anger at Nathan because of bibliography.
I will Tell you if we go to state!

EDIT AGAIN: After the ceremony

We didn't make it to state. :(

But Gabe and Gray did!  :)

They must have stolen the radish... But that is a different story, for a different time. if you want me to explain, vote on the new poll.

Thursday, March 1, 2012


Using OBJECTION!!! in every situation can make the world a better place such as...

Citizen: Yo quiero Taco Bell
Citizen: This vending machine is out of order.
Me: OBJECTION!!! YOU are out of order!
Samuel: Hugo, you are like a llama, but you're shorter and more obnoxious. So, you are a sheep.
Me: OBJECTION!!! Are you lying in front of this court?

Real-Life conversations that really happened 1-3

Conversation 1: in math class.
Gray: What the heck?
Me: Hey, I just live here! I mean... no. I don't live here.
Kyle: Hugo, did you just argue that you don't live here?
Conversation 2: At Jake's House
Jake: Hey, dad.
His dad: (singsong) Combination pizza hut and taco bell
Jake: (singsong, real song) I got that taco smell, i got all kinds of smell.
Conversation 3: Outside
Me: It's time to party in lingdon veh.
More to come

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Please go to my blog.

I am only doing this because I advertise hugos blog on my blog and he doesnt advertise mine on his. it is

Wednesday, February 22, 2012


everyone please give me the first words that you think of

My uncle is right behind me.

As i am writing this post, my uncle is standing right behind me. But he wont stop me! he just put a scorpion in my pirate hat. a fake one. Oh well. Now he put it on my shoulder. Now he is leaving. yay.

Tuesday, February 21, 2012


I like simple things like smiles especially if I can provide those smiles. I like to think of myself as the hero. The Ninten, if you will. But I may well be more of a Loid. Especially because of these lines from " Because You Were There" : I can't trust other peoples words. They'll just secretly laugh at me, right? There's something with awesome power that I don't understand. There's no way something like that would be hiding in this place. It's something without a form, but I'm sure it's here somewhere. Could that thing be my courage? I realized this kind of thing because you were there.
I honestly do not know if I have any friends at all.
I'm tired of being afraid and alone.
I am sorry if you didn't like this post, but this blog is meant to be a portal into my mind. So here you go.

Hey, Mirnes

My Life is a vicious pit of bubbling irony.

I have a fear of negative emotions. think about that for a second. Also Jake is being a jerball and a mean facewich so I am angry at him but I am afraid of anger so I'm scared so i hate myself but I am afraid of hatred so I hate myself  even more. DO NOT VIEW JAKE'S BLOG.

Monday, February 20, 2012

Family Meh Trip

Sorry I haven't posted , Guys. I have been in Prescott with my folks and have not been allowed to blog. My parents have been making me spend time with my aunt Diane and uncle Randy. I am typing this in the car on the way back. I got fabric markers and made the most awexome bandana ever. Then when I got back from the store I remembered I had to do a Julius Caesar project and then found out that my novel critical essay was due Friday but I thought it was due tuesday so I freaked out and started panicking and typing the name of the book over and over and over. Then I went to a lake and it was really cold and I almost accidentally killed a baby fish. I come back from that trip with one more pack of fabric markers and one less notch on my sanity meter. Dang, that was a long post. Also this is the bandanna.

Peoples, Hai

Hay Pplz. I have decided to launch a revolution against Mars. I hope i can count on your support. Please comment saying how you could help in the event of a revolution against mars.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

This is a post

I am posting because hugo said if i didn't i would loose my posting privileges.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Awesome holiday



Juys, i need to know you are there. Please Comment so that i know you are there and not just a bunch of bots

Loid looks like a old person.

Loid from Mother 1 (or earthbound 0) looks like an old person. He has gray hair! What's up with that? He is awesome anyway! Also, Dark Lucas is EVIL! I died TEN TIMES battling him! GRRRR!

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Valentines DAY

Valentine's Day! The national holiday that nobody gets of school or work! WHICH IS STUPID! We should get breaks on holidays. UGHH!


Happy Singles Awareness Day everybody

Hugo's Edit: Joe, you do realize that the viewers can tell who posts, right?

Friday, February 10, 2012

Cruz from Coach Carter

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. Your swimming small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.


Joe T

Yea boys hola russians Go America

Hugo's Edit: No political commentary either.

National Spork Day

Everyone grab a spork it is national spork day!!!!!!

Thursday, February 9, 2012


Hello viewers,
I am posting about someone who asked me not to.
Hannah BLABLABLA is a person. Please note that, unfortunately, BLABLABLA is not here real last name. She is sometimes mean to me. Mr Gabe is watching me post. She is talking about the apocalypse.
Thank you loyal viewers,
This has been Hugo the ChickenMaster.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

This is London :D

I LOVE HUGO!!!! And so does Violet, She loves you more than Matt! haha :D

Hugo's Edit: What the heck, London? how did you get on here?

Monday, January 30, 2012


My dad did not buy a copy of a game that is normally 350 dollars, but we saw on ebay for 50 BLEEPING DOLLARS WITH FREE BLEEPING SHIPPING AND ONLY ONE BID! ALL adults are idiots. And Jerks.
PEOPLE! please remember that, like a cantaloupe, my blog is not meant to be trolled upon. I WILL START DELETING POSTS! Please, think of dah childrenz.

Friday, January 27, 2012

My classmates

Everyone at my school is a liar, a jerball, and acts ZERBISH, with only a few exceptions. Just today, my dad found an erasable pen at his workplace and gave it to me, and then, some ZERBAZOID (Gray) took it because, in an act of horrible zerbidity, lost theirs that was the same brand, and they won't give it back. ZERB I HOPE YOU ARE READING THIS SO YOU WOULD KNOW HOW I FEEL THAT YOU STOLE MY PEN HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOMEONE STOLE A PEN THAT YOUR DAD GAVE YOU, AND THEN CLAIMED THAT IT WAS THEIRS AND WOULD NOT GIVE IT BACK BECAUSE SOME OTHER ZERB(In this case Gabe) SAYS THAT IT WAS THEIRS BECAUSE IT WAS THE SAME BLEEPING BRAND,YOU BLEEPING ZERB!

EDIT: i am sorry for this. i really am. i was angry on this day and posted stuff i did not mean. my blog is more than an outlet for my rants. I will not delete this. i will keep it as a record of what should never have been done.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

UGH. Stupid MAP TESTING. i hate it so FORKING MUCH. please know what i am talking about.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Gotta Catch 'em All


I be bloggin from school. It's hard being the only one without a fourth wall. CRY sob tear.

 show your sympathy BY VIEWING MY BLOG MORE.
Think of the children,
Don't press the red button,

Sunday, January 22, 2012


Everyone always says that Earthbound ( possibly one of the most innovative RPGs ever) is a bad game AND, get this, FEW HAVE EVER PLAYED IT! Just because it's strange people think that it sucks. THESE PEOPLE ARE LIARS!!!!!

I got banned from and no one will tell me why! Stevesesy, Why are you so mean?:'(

Also, I have Over 250 VIEWS NOW!!!!!!!!!! Thanks everyone and keep viewing.

Hugo the chicken master, blogger of the people

Tuesday, January 3, 2012


It is new years
The Purple army is on the rise
Keegan is now not mean and her blog is improving!
Tell all your friends about this blog.
Im'a get a sugar glider probably
Im a txt spk rbot
Meh is a word (stupid spell check)
I am a spelling/grammar nazi.
My brother's face is made of bratwurst
I am now a yellow belt in karate
This has been a blog post.