Revelations 1-7

Ok, so too many revelations are going on all up in here, apparently

1. Riley is Matt's father.
2. Lily is the lorax.
3. Daniel murdered Abraham Lincoln. 
4. Ninjas
5. I just realized Gogurt is JUST YOGURT.
6. L is real 2041

so
Oh wait.
According to Daniel

     7. No one loves me.


This is just too much.