10 Things that you cannot say to a burn victim

1) "YOUR FACE LOOKS LIKE BACON!"
2) "Wooooo I'm the bird ghost of bikeatraz!"
3) "How does fire taste?"
4) "Waluigi is in the doorway... WATCHING..."
5)  Singing any one direction song
6) "PERSONA"
7) ".........Orange?"
8) "Stop...Being on fire."
9) " I believe that you should...pay... a rooster."
10)"Yay! Hantavirus!"