Sprouts and Stuff.

My brother has gone too far.
We were at Sprouts when this happened.

After a very awkward conversation which began "did you hear about... Sports... Team...?", my ever idiotic younger brother went up to a complete stranger and attempted to solicit his help in getting me away. My brother then sat at the stranger's table.

I was of course forced to yank him out of the seat, after which the stranger engaged him/us in a lecture/conversation on table etiquette. This mainly involved how horribly impolite it was to sit at another person's table, and how, naturally, even though my brother had no grasp on this, I knew it impeccably.

After this, the stranger thought his lesson given, and then sauntered off.

Eclipse!!

Hey , I got to watch the elp-- oh my cat wants to say something real quick, "  /v ['p;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;ol" LOL, I guess that means hi? i dunno so if anyone knows the internet speak for cats, please let me know.
On my original note, on May 20th i got to see the eclipse through some insanely high tech telescopes while i was in New Mexico. It was SOOO COOLZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D
-The Lorax
P.S. And yes, trees do like sun dumb base.

OKAY FINE!!! >:( The Year In REFLECTION: The Lorax- Parts 2 and 3

I'm back!!!!! Well, okay. These two parts are about New Mexico and Arizona. So, New Mexico, in short, sucked. No crap. The scenery was pretty, but the people were rude, food was okay, school had serious issues, there were no cute guys to be found, and a yellow light meant speed up instead of slow down. It was nice, but had serious issues.
Now Arizona! Besides the pain of moving back and getting re-used to the guys in my class again, its nice to be back. The weather is beautiful, culture is everywhere, and nice people do exist. For example, my science teacher is nice, my english teacher is a --LANGUAGE PENGUIN!!!, and my Spanish teacher is worthless. I will greatly miss my eight grade friends as they go on to high school, but being rid of a few ghetto Mexicans won't do anyone any harm. So yeah, the what, five weeks i was in school here was nice. Bleh, i should really quit moving.
I speak for the trees
- The Lorax

Story time with Hugo

Once upon a time, a strange creature sat in an airplane. It was on the way to Phoenix, Arizona.
This creature's name was Hugo. The creature was bored.

after endless movies and pocket frogs, he felt the call to Blog. he typed the title of the post in a suitably inane fashion, and wrote down the beginning sentence. he was enjoying this post very much indeed. You know, this creature might be the same Hugo as this blog's writer...
anyway, hugo was having a Leisurely time of post writing, when something occurred to his brain. he began Thinking of the meaning of life, the reason people live. he found a spectacular conclusion from this train of thought... we live so That we may feel pain, and we feel pain so that we may recognize joy. This brought him great glee.

The shell of DOOM looks like Brock.

I am leaving England today. But before that, I will speak of what has happened.

My uncle Bones got married! At the wedding I could not see who was conducting the ceremony so I got out my notebook and drew her as an angry alien laser worm priest... Yeah... Don't ask... Anyway after that me and cousin Christopher went exploring in the woods.

After that there was a dinner. I got really angry that we didn't get no fancy adult fooooood. After the dinner, the kids went into a special room. Me, Julia, Tabitha, Oscar, Freddy, and our new cousin from Austria, Sandro. We played all the tag. All of it. Then we blew bubbles. This is how I learned that whenever Sandro sees bubbles he goes into a berserker frenzy mode and he must kill all bubbles.

We stayed in a hotel that night, and the next day we just relaxed. After that we slept And we had to leave the following day. I am writing this on the airplane an shall try to post as soon as humanly possible.

Ok I'm at home gonna post now

Android and First Class

The second leading OS(operating system) used to view our blog is android, even though I'm pretty sure most of our followers don't have droids, confusing. And also I just got a free upgrade to first class on a plane flight to somewhere(I will not tell you) so thats cool, IDK whether Hugo is back from England, but when he is I expect a ful report of his trip, HEAR ME HUGO!

Nothing

The post title is nothing, because I have nothing to talk about................


P.S.: That is a complete lie, I have things to talk about, but when I was originally writing this post I was very bored.