My brother has gone too far.
We were at Sprouts when this happened.
After a very awkward conversation which began "did you hear about... Sports... Team...?", my ever idiotic younger brother went up to a complete stranger and attempted to solicit his help in getting me away. My brother then sat at the stranger's table.
I was of course forced to yank him out of the seat, after which the stranger engaged him/us in a lecture/conversation on table etiquette. This mainly involved how horribly impolite it was to sit at another person's table, and how, naturally, even though my brother had no grasp on this, I knew it impeccably.
After this, the stranger thought his lesson given, and then sauntered off.
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